if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours

→ Those days when you're not talking to someone who talks to you everyday.

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Valentine’s Day

Expectation:

Reality:

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Finding out that your mom has friends who have kids. Ridiculously hot single kids around your age.

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When someone in your class pulls out gum:

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